07 March 2007

"That's not a knife..."

This is a knife! My new friend. It is also my very first Swiss Army knife and I am smitten. The 'Climber' seems to have everything I could have wanted, without going too far. Some of these knives even have USB sticks! Talk about keeping with the times. One was seriously 2 inches deep with every type of blade and mini multi-tool under the sun. Bet it doesn't have a backscratcher... oh wait... also doubles as a cliff clinger-on-erer.

I got a blue one instead of the red. Very nice.
Telling a friend about it I've already made it work for me:

1. Trimmed my fingernails - shot around like ricochet nail nunchucks
2. Tweezers - not strong enough for nose hairs, at least now I know
3. Hole punch - put a new notch in dad's belt, real handyman stuff that
... and just waiting to be in an accident so I can cut my own limb off!

Already almost paid for itself, specially with the punishment I have in store when I set about carving up my toenails. May need goggles.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

hello babe,

our psychic connection is still in order I see. I used my flatmate's swiss army knife to open a can of gee last night. We've been here for three months and still haven't bought a can openner. I was watching my name is earl last night and was thinking how fine Jason Lee's nose is. Then I realised it's a lot like your nose. So here's to your nose, and swiss army knives - now make sure the two never meet again. Love Ynys xo

Simon said...

Haha nice. Would be awesome to have a moustache like Earl too. Now I don't need any encouragement!

Miss you!